I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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