He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
im on a boat
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