She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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