the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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