i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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