I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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