I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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