why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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