Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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