I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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