when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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