I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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