I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so explain again why im purple
no
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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