ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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