Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
where are my pants?
in the oven.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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