i think my tv is drunk
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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