don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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