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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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