No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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