Kareoke will never be a sober sport
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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