I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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