Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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