Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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