Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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