You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
high people should be assigned attendants
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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