piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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