i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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