just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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