How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
No subtext here. People are naked.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
