yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
if i died would you start the facebook group?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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