fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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