His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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