there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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