Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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