ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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