and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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