He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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