I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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