just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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