I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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