so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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