Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I can't trust your balls anymore.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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