I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Randomize
