Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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