Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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