Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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