how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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