one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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