he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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