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It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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