oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Panties = found
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