Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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