would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Pooping to opera.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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