meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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