how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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