question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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