just tell him i said nine months
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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