I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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