Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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