what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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